Image copyrightGetty ImagesWelcome to the internet in 2018 - which has already given us people eating laundry detergent, a man asking if a butterfly was a pigeon and an audio version of #TheDress (it said "yanny", by the way).It's now given rise to the newest and weirdest and most important question so far: Who has "big dick energy"By the way, physical endowment has nothing to do with it.Let us explain.
Because there is a lot to unpack here.Image copyrightGetty ImagesIt starts with the whirlwind romance between recently-engaged couple Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson.Allegedly, Ariana tweeted and then deleted a fan about her fiance's sizable - ahem - gift.Fans - and internet users more generally - seem to universally agree that Pete Davidson exudes big dick energy, which can basically be described as a confidence: a swagger and a charisma which means you're comfortable being yourself.It's said to have originated with Twitter user @imbobswaget, but has recently taken on a life of its own.
Image copyrightPete Davidson/InstagramImage caption Pete Davidson himself shared a screenshot of an article about him having it on his Instagram story The Cut clarifies the definition: "It's not cockiness, it's not a power trip - it's the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself."But who else has itWell, even if you don't actually have a penis, you still have to worry about whether you have big dick energy.Unless you're Rihanna.
She definitely has big dick energy.So does Cate Blanchett.
In fact, the whole cast of Ocean's 8 probably has it.Image copyrightGetty ImagesImage caption That's a lot of big dick energy Harry Styles Yes.Idris Elba For sure.Beyonce Yes - but apparently at Jay Z's expense.Piers Morgan Not so much.Here are some more controversial ones.
The Kardashian/Jenner menBeckham Apparently not.But the internet is way past thinking about what real people have BDE.And then there's the even more out-there, conceptual stuff.The debate rages on.Follow Newsbeat on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.
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