Hi, I wrote a 3K word review of the new Samsung Galaxy Note 9.
But you&re busy and it the weekend.
I get it.
For the sake of saving time, here a distilled version, narrated by the magic of the company deeply troubling AR Emoji version of me.DesignBatteryCameraAudio/VisualBixbyPriceAnyway, just read the damn review.
I promise there only one of these creepy things in it.