Apples newest iPhones are here, and with them come Apples worst, least logical iPhone names to date: iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, and iPhone XR.Last year, we had a wonderful Uh, what moment when Apple launched what were clearly the iPhone 7S and iPhone 7S Plus but decided to name them the iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus.
Then Apple promptly threw an iPhone X (pronounced Ten) into the mix.
We should have seen Apples disregard for naming conventions coming.Now we have the XS, XS Max, and XR in front of us.
So, lets just jump right into how stupid these names are.Letters, numbers, or wait, which was it againLets get this out of the way: Plenty of people are going to look at the iPhone X, XS, XS Max, and XR, and they are going to pronounce that X Ecks.
Even Tim Cook looks like hes struggling when he says iPhone Ten.
Thats left us with the way-too-on-point of excessively expensive iPhone XS sounding like iPhone Excess when it comes out of a lot of mouths.
Excess Max just takes it to another level.Maybe Apple hoped to train us to say the X as Ten with last years phones.
There were no S models to confuse us last year, and they said iPhone Ten plenty during the launch event.
But this year the X is an S model, which puts one letter next to another letter, and if were saying S we may as well say X while were at it.The issues dont stop there.
The iPhone XR seems to have pulled an R out of nowhere.
Whats it mean We assume it doesnt mean racing.
And, though the XR is clearly the budget model of the bunch, it lacks a true budget price, so we can at least see why Apple didnt try calling it the iPhone XC.Then theres sizing.
iPhone XS looks like it could be extra small, even though it isnt.
And, the iPhone XS Max further confuses that.
It also seems Apple has decided Plus at the end of an iPhone implies a 5.5-inch display, so it decided to go with Max for the largest iPhone this year, despite it coming across as a bit Google/Android-y (cough, cough, Google Home Max).
And, that Max may sound a bit too much like Macs.Whats nextWith good naming conventions gone the way of affordable iPhones, we might have to worry about whats next for future iPhones.We could see this going a lot of ways next few years:For the standard model: iPhone XI, iPhone X1, iPhone XIS iPhone XIVSFor the large model: iPhone X1 Max, iPhone XS MaxxFor the cheaper model: iPhone XR2(D2), iPhone XSTUV, or iPhone XQWhatever Apple does, we hope its at least better than the naming convention for iPads and MacBooks.
The last thing anyone wants is to go to the store and learn about the new iPhone 5.5-inch 2019 and the iPhone 6.5-inch (Early 2019).3ECQH8BdL5hE3PiCkS2urG.jpg#